Greetings and salutations,

My name is Jerry, the most famous unknown photographer on either side of the Mississippi river. This level of notoriety does make it hard to keep my well deserved ego in check...but we all have our demons.
I only shoot the NUDE FEMALE form,so if you do not do this type of modelling,now is the time to hit the reverse button on your browser and check out the Disney page.

I pay models CA$H for their time if you want to work for T.F.P  then check with some cheap ass fotog on here...there seems to be plenty of them. And they are more than happy to rip you off. I hire all experience levels,but honestly I place more value on the lesser photographed models. You are worth alot more of my money,so newbies are MOST welcome.

My most sought after models are those who are not afraid to do EROTIC NUDES. That is a lock for you to be hired. If you do not do at least Playboy style nudes then please apply elsewhere.

I,like models do have some rules I do not ever compromise on.
#1 Hairy is scary!!!!!!.. if you are not shaved bare in the "female region" I will not hire you. Nothing personnel,but after 25 plus years of doing this I know what works.
#2--Please see rule #1

I DO NOT pay deposits. Feel free to ask any model who has worked with me if they were handed CA$H at the end of the shoot. Especially the ones that come back 5 or 8 times.

A few things/styles I CANNOT resist shooting...please don't take advantage of my weakness.
#1 34 D and above...ughhh my absolute kryptonite..... there goes all the money in my wallet.
# 2 Natural redheads....arghhhh bankrupted again!.

I DO NOT beg or grovel for models to work with me.I am the one shelling out cash. If you don't want some of mine then I guess you have plenty of your own, good for you. Chances are you have at least 5 other sites you are selling your content on.So in a sense I am hiring my competition,I get the side hustle thing for sure,everyone is trying to make a buck. I PAY so yes I have to make a buck also.

If you want to hire me to provide you with breath taking content for your pay sites that will make you the most sought after click bait since nude photos of me surfaced (I am a sexy bitch after all). Here are my simple terms.

#1 I am going to be working for you so I will need at least $150/hour before I even consider taking my lens cap off in front of you. And do stroke my ego every couple of minutes and tell me how great I am doing.
#2 I will need travel pay for anything more than 15 minutes from my house. If you want to fly me in I do not travel coach.
#3 If I am being flown in,I don't care if they leave the light on,I am not staying at a motel 6. A nice suite at a high end chain will work.
#4 I am not a dog therefore table scraps are unacceptable. I need to be fed so think a high end steakhouse.
#5 I do not really require much during our shoot,a few time outs for a shot or 3 of whisky (please provide, and not the cheap Horse piss) and a smoke or 2.
#6 I LOVE what I do behind the camera but I may have worked with 2 or 3 other models before I got to you so no need to fret about me being tired and not giving you my all.
#7 I ONLY SHOOT ART NUDES. However against my better judgement and if you plead enough I will consider doing erotic/open leg/super erotic close up shots of your vagina.If you ask me to do anything more I will refuse,thank you for respecting my boundaries and limits.
(Welcome to my side of the camera)








NiNPAH = ASS CLOWN CONVENTION, CHUMP FEST, LOSER GATHERING, SCUMBAG SCENARIO, ALL ARE ACCURATE DESCRIPTIONS.



If you are so great how come you have never won a Pic Of The Day ?

Because I never submit a photo, there is no money in it.Why waste my time for a fake ribbon?. Yes I consider myself an artist.....just not going to be a starving one.Plus I tried to put a participation ribbon on my cat for trying to catch a mouse. All I got for my troubles was a bleeding eye, Keep your fake ribbons. And I need NO ONE'S validation.And if someone does then I actually pity them.

"I'm a photographer,what's your super power?"

"The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision"-Helen Keller



As always questions, comments, scathing rebuttals and death threats can be sent to jwstudios74@yahoo.com.

*** Sidebar your honor***

*** If you make plans to shoot with me please honor it.I understand your time is valuable that is why I pay cash. Understand my time is too. I am a photographer not a musician so I  really do not know how to play second fiddle. Punk me off to work with someone else don't bother***

Also, ALWAYS looking for the mythical UNICORN.The nude female preg model. If you are or know of one,well that makes you worth your weight in gold. I pay $350.. per hour for a UNICORN,CA$H. Send me one and I will pay $125 finders fee*

* UNICORN must be present and pose full nude for price paid. Person sending unicorn need not be present to win.Photographer does not actually pay anyone their body weight in gold. However cash price is accurate and true. Feel free to ask any UNICORN that has worked with me. Void where prohibited, cannot be combined with any other offer or coupon. Limit one per UNICORN, only valid in the state of Maine ,where I am based.*

*WoodNymph-Non MM Model*# 8 shoots

Sweet_Angel34 MM#1596969  #8 shoots

Amber Moses MM# 1102161 #9 shoots

Mrs K (my Unicorn) She rocks!!!!! *non mm model* #8 shoots..and she had a baby girl!!!!
Stormyeyeddoe MM# 4218822
LumenFoxx MM# 4642582  #10 shoots
Riah Jo Lynn MM# 4552427
Bex Law MM# 4772619 
MandiiMonarch MM# 4195312
Laney Rose MM# 4612962  #2 shoots  (A Unicorn) !!!
Jessa Ray Muse MM# 3614265
Rubykye MM #4520769
SilverKat MM #4786947
Natalie Amari  MM#4786343
LizLeblanc MM# 4678127
Dylan Fox MM#4516490
Ava Ette MM# 4293669
Carolinneee MM# 4224311

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